I’m sure you’re wondering how a worthless little puddle of monkey like me could wind up with such an amazing beauty like Sy as my (foot fetish) Valentine. Weeell, it all started with a game of Words With Friends…
Some of you may know about my love/hate relationship with Words With Friends. I’ve been battling my little WWF addiction for a while now. I play constantly for weeks, quit cold turkey, and then wind up falling off the wagon and playing again! I really thought I had it whipped this time. I figured since I had a winning record against everyone except that super shoe shopper Penelope Pureheart (*grrr*), I could step away from the game and finally be done with it!
That was before I knew Sy had an iPhone and that she was an avid Words With Friends player. Of course I had to play her! “Just ooone little game,” I told myself. That’s all it will be. I’ll beat her, and then stop playing again. And this time it’ll be for good! I was so confident, that I even suggested a bet. If I won, Sy would have to take some more custom photos for my blog. If she won, I’d send her cashola. I wasn’t worried. After all, I thought I was pretty good, and even though I knew Sy was smart, I figured I could take her.
About three moves into the game, I knew I was in trouble. I quickly fell behind, and every time I came up with a word that brought me closer to Sy’s score, she responded with a word that again took her out of reach. As we neared the end of the game, I lucked up, got some great letters at just the right time and took the lead! All I had to do was hold on for a few more moves! I just knew I had it won!
Unfortunately for me, Sy saved her best move for last, and played the word “HOB” to take the game with a final score of 354 to 349.
When the lovely Latina realized how crushed I was by the loss, she agreed to be my foot fetish Valentine. Funny, huh? Yeah, I realize it was strictly a pity move on Sy’s part, but you won’t catch me complaining. Just look at her!
Thanks for being my Valentine, Sy! It’s getting late; hurry up and log on so we can pick out your gift!
Happy Valentine’s Day, everybody!