Guest Post: Sy Speaks!

If you were to ask me what my favorite type of animal is, you’d be surprised to know that ever since I met this monkey, he’s changed my preference. I use to think my favorite type of animal was a panther, simply because they’re super fast, can easily hunt, and it’s fur coat is black. Although it is an outstanding creature, it lacks several characteristics, characteristics that only a monkey could have.

There are many types of monkeys out there, but one stands out from the rest… FIASCo Monkey that is! As the Simian that he is, he displays unique Monkey traits. A few of the many strengths this monkey has are being independent, honest, humorous, and super intelligent. In addition to being a monkey with multiple talents and an agile mind, he tends to be very caring and kind. I KNOW this

However, all monkeys have a weakness. In this particular case, his weakness happens to be the love for feet. My feet, that is! It all started when he contacted me about ordering some custom photos. When he saw my sign pictures, his full attention went towards my feet! He was amazed to find out that I was a size 6, which happens to be his favorite number. He then asked me my favorite nail color, shoe brand, and other feet-related questions. I was very surprised, since no one else has ever given that much attention to my feet. I had no idea what a foot fetish person was, so when this monkey revealed his little secret to me, I was very surprised! My curiosity would not leave me alone, and I had to find out why he preferred feet over other physical parts.

The more we talked, the more curious I was. It took lots of messages and a WWF (Words with Friends) bet before this monkey decided to opened up to me. Did he fully explain why he loves feet so much? In his own way, yes he did! With whom you may ask? Well, telling you would be like digging my own grave! This monkey is a very mysterious one. He never fully describes his monkey life which is why I find him so interesting.

The only way to get his attention is talking about my feet. And since I know you’re reading this, Monkey, here are some things you may find interesting about me. After a nice warm shower, I enjoy rubbing lotion on my feet, preferably Victoria’s Secret. When the weather is cold, I like to walk around the house wearing socks. If I happen to step on the cold floor barefoot, I usually get sick and my lips tend to dry-up. Weird… I know! I guess I’m very sensitive. However, when the weather is warm, I walk barefoot. After a long day off work, I LOVE getting foot massages. Who doesn’t? When I paint my toenails, I like to have music playing in the background. I listen to a lot of Alternative music and one of my favorite bands is Foster The People. I also like the Cranberries, Jimmy Eat World, and other groups.

When I’m not painting my toenails, I’m usually cooking. I LOVE to cook. Other activities involve playing poker and my favorite video game, Call of Duty! There’s nothing better than to shoot a Zombie to relieve some stress. Additionally, my favorite types of movies are horror movies. I guess knowing this, you can tell I’m not your typical girl. I’m NOT perfect, but I’m NOT average either.

Last, but not least, I wanted to add my thoughts about this AWESOME site. I think it’s a great idea for girls to post cute pictures of their feet and their adorable monkeys. It shows that we are comfortable with ourselves. And who doesn’t like to get compliments on their feet? I know I do! We all have something special we like to share. In this case, it happens to be our feet! Whether big or small, white or black, WE ALL HAVE BEAUTIFUL FEET!

Thanks, Monkey, for being an awesome person. You’re truly my favorite Monkey!